What Did They Use the Flashlight For?

13 03 2008

saltnbatteryI don’t need any commentary to make this funny.

Saturday at 1 a.m. Key West police responded to a call of a “suspicious incident” at an abandoned Staples Avenue house from a nearby resident. A report says that upon arrival, police found the 32-year-old man bound with pantyhose and gagged, wearing women’s intimate clothing and with a foam ball in your mouth.
Police say he told them he met a man earlier in the evening outside the Bull and Whistle bar on Duval Street who asked him if he wanted to “fool around.” He consented, according to a police report.
The pair went to the abandoned building and “engaged in sexual acts on top of a blanket.” But the suspect started telling the victim to do things he didn’t want, police reported. The victim didn’t provide police details.
The man who did the tying up, reportedly against the victim’s will, left. They indicate they found a sex toy, a Kleenex with lipstick, stockings, a bra, two tennis balls, black shoes, Duracell batteries and a black flashlight at the scene.





One response

13 03 2008

with a foam ball in your mouth.

the change in ‘persons’ is disturbing just a tad.

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