Jesus Kidnapped, Ransom Demands Poopie Cleanup

28 02 2008

Ransom Note:

“We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks without picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”

Response:

“It has to be a young person because they put these lines around Jesus, no adult is going to waste their time doing that,” (Mansel said before the statue was returned). “And referring to weiner poopie…my gosh.”

Apparently, it was not taken by a neighbor, but rather a family member.

Luckily no one was hurt. LINK

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