Organic? Fuck that! Gimme Somma Dat Purple Drink

28 02 2008

Pepsi has decided to try and woo the health conscious people of the world with it’s newest Pepsi incarnation, Pepsi Raw. The fizzy caramel cola we all know is losing the artificial ingredients and are instead being replaced by apple extract, coffee leaf, cane sugar, and sparkling water. This change will also drop the drink anywhere from 10-30 calories, I’ve seen different figures floating around. As of now Pepsi Raw will only be served in certain bars and clubs in London, Manchester, Glasgow, Brighton, Birmingham, Leeds and Liverpool.

Please, I beg of you, send me this. I’m dying here. 
Doctor says all I can eat is organic products. 
Wait, what’s that you say? There already are organic colas? 
and what was that? Fruit? What the Fuck is Fruit?





One response

29 02 2008

hahaha fruit?
fuck fruit, its all about cancer
i hear it comes in cans now!

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