I’m Huge

17 02 2008

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Our promises:
1. Our products are all placebos, designed to not affect the size of the penis in any way save the unexplained placebo effect.
2. Our boxes, approved by all shipping services, display our logo and name in large type on all six sides.
3. We will never sell your name or address to anyone else, because we hate it when that happens to us.




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