Which Super hero is best?: Superman Sucks.

11 12 2007

My new series will which super hero is the best. Today I will be talking about Superman. Too many powers, nobody can stop him! Smallville tried to make him into a Spiderman teenager. I wasn’t fooled. he was never in any danger.
Here’s a list of his superpowers (Provided by Wikipedia.com):
Super Strength: The character was depicted as having the ability lift heavy objects like steel support beams.
Leaping Ability: As originally conceived, Superman could leap an 1⁄8th of a mile or hurdle a 20 story building.
Super Speed: Superman could run faster than an express train.
Durability: Superman’s skin could not be pierced by anything short of a large artillery shell.
Vision: Superman possessed x-ray vision, allowing him to see through solid objects, as well as telescopic vision (seeing great, even interstellar distances) and microscopic vision (seeing small things, even subatomic particles). These powers could be used individually or in conjunction with one another. His eyes could also perceive the full electromagnetic spectrum including infrared and ultraviolet frequencies of radiation.
Heat Vision: Originally depicted as a by-product of his x-ray vision, Superman’s heat vision allowed him to generate energy beams which could be used to melt or vaporize almost any substance.
Hearing: Superman could hear sound at almost any wavelength and at vast distances.
Super Breath: Superman’s breath was capable of freezing objects (because his lungs were able to put air under tremendous pressure, thus super-cooling it) and generating hurricane-force winds. He could also survive without oxygen, allowing him to travel underwater or in space without breathing apparatus.
Mental Powers: Superman possessed genius-level intelligence and an eidetic memory. These enhanced mental capabilities were a direct result of his exposure to a yellow sun,. Superman also possessed the mental ability to screen out the enormous amount of information received by his enhanced senses and to focus on a single detail such as a particular voice or location.
Super Ventriloquism: Superman could throw his voice across great distances. This power was used to confuse enemies or protect his secret identity by tricking others into believing that he (or Clark Kent) was in a different location.
Stamina: Superman could survive indefinitely without food, water, or rest.
Healing factor: Superman could regenerate physical damage to his body at an accelerated rate.
Power Reduction: Superman’s strength was reduced to the point where he could still move tremendous amounts, but the character no longer had the ability to move planets. His speed was also reduced so that he could not come close to the speed of light. While still capable of surviving a nuclear explosion, such events would severely weaken him. Superman’s sight, stamina and breath powers were also similarly reduced, and the character also required an oxygen mask for prolonged travel in space or underwater. His mental abilities were also curtailed to the point where intelligent humans, like geniuses Lex Luthor or Batman, could outsmart him. The powers of super-ventriloquism and super-hypnosis were not generally used during this period, although it was never stated whether they had been eliminated or not.
Tactile Telekinesis: Superman’s ability to fly under his own power was explained with the introduction of tactile telekinesis, an invisible telekinetic field that allows him to lift himself off the ground. Any objects that Superman touches are also enveloped by the field and allow him to move them with the force of his will. This power was the only ability originally duplicated in the Superboy clone, allowing him to emulate Superman’s strength, speed, and flight capabilities, but none of his sensory powers. Over time, Superboy, or Kon-El as he came to be known, eventually develops the same set of powers as the original.
Other Powers: Could survive in space with no oxygen for a limit period of time (about two hours). could move planets.

So, how could you lose? Kryptonite? Don’t you have like Kryptonite vision or something? why don’t you make up another power while you’re at it? Superman sucks because he’s got too many powers, and Clark Kent is a journalist. get a real job.




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