Apparently Y’all Like The G Spot and Fat People

Lafayette, Indiana, wtf? oh my god, I should have added the catergory of stupid people to the graph. West Lafayette, Indiana – 17 scientists develop 101 steps to make hamburger.

Anyways, I appreciate you guys coming to my site for lessons on fat people and the g spot. more to come. sorry, cum. I’m not Stephen King (I don’t replace cum for come). Farts. That is all.

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Fall of Troy

Open wide, space and time distort the mind.
Constantly, we dare to cheat,
It feels so right to be so wrong
Normal love set aside, leave your
Heart at the bedside.
Contaminate the air like you do,
Swear I’m telling you the truth.

Jaded Masquerade. No Names.
Contradicting fates.
It’s all the same.

I’m telling you the truth,
I’m telling you the truth I swear.
I’m telling you the truth I swear.

I just want your attention baby,
Every sweat-soaked night, every
Taunting fight!!!

Lock the doors, turn off the lights,
Remove all your clothes!
Remove all your clothes!

Poodoku!

Entretenimiento en el “momento all-bran”

Exercise your mind and your bowels? where do I sign. oh wait…
Shit! I suck at sudoku
also, shit.

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What the Hella Good Phone.

ZZZphones from USA (made in China) are allowing customers to design their own phones with whatever feature you could ever want – Even 2 SIM slots. Who needs that shit? This is a great idea. I mean, computers are customizable, why not phones? You think the market is saturated now? There are way more options overseas, both Europe and Asia (NOT Africa). We could supersaturate the market with all these phones and force producers to drive down the prices. or bring back pagers. what a great idea pagers were. it’s like the 8-track of the communication generation. or the Sega Dreamcast of communication. Just obsolete (but I’m sure there is a market for Dreamcast at least – there are petitions to bring the platform back) Then again, you could just waste your money on an iPhone. because iFuckinghateapple.

oh man. $149 base price. what’s the catch? oh. nothing much actually. I found a good one for $185 (just did the option for Skype, and that’s all I wanted to add). the base phone is good enough. wow.

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Arrested for Stealing 500 Kidneys – Why?

Oftentimes (meaning only right now) I’ve thought about the financial potential for organ selling.They are in high demand, and in limited supply (only x billion people in the world). So by my economics knowledge, the graph should look something like this. and so like marijuana, a small amount will get so much in return because of the laws against it and the small supply of it (well at least in the case of kidneys).

Let’s see, well this guy Amit Kumar is accused of removing kidneys from poor people often at gunpoint. He was arrested for violating the countries Foreign Exchange Regulation Act and they might try him for violating the Human Organ Transplantation Act. Well, maybe they won’t have time, I guess it isn’t a priority to help people. whatever. He sold the organs to foreigners.

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Mock Gunman, Yeah, That’s Ethical

Students at Elizabeth City State University got a surprise armed gunman at 1.30. But he wasn’t a real-real one. (theory of like-like applies here, if you don’t get me, ask me to explain) Assistant professor Jingbin Wang didn’t even know of the “drill” saying “I was prepared to die at that moment.” The drill took place 8 days after a gunman killed 5 people at Northern Illinois University. Yeah this is ethical. Still, not as bad as my Stephen King-esque teacher gone wrong. Imagine this. a hairy teacher in his whitey tighties, and boots (not laced of course) with a bottle of jack in one hand and a gun in the other. and all he says is “Marco!” and if he hears anything “BAM!” ok, well, when I get the chance, maybe there will be a plot too. a plot almost as good as “napoleon dynamite”
Also this takes the cake “Wang said, the man threatened to kill the student who had the lowest grade point average.”

Other Title Ideas:
I Laugh in the Face of Danger
My Middle Name is Danger
Scaring Kids Just Got Easier
Any other ideas?

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