1 Man, 1,000 Charges - 1 Woman, 200 Rapes

Roy Chamberlin, 29, faces more than 1,100 criminal charges after a Pennsylvania woman told police he raped her nearly 200 times during a 13-month period. The woman was reportedly too scared to report the alleged crimes to her husband or authorities. Police have “multiple witnesses” who corroborate the woman’s claims that Chamberlin repeatedly broke into her residence and sexually assaulted her, the paper says.

“Her fear is justified, as he is currently incarcerated awaiting trial on attempted murder charges,” Centre County Assistant District Attorney Lance Marshall tells the paper. “This woman was right to be afraid of him. So she didn’t tell anyone.” Chamberlin faces rape, burglary and sexual assault charges.

After therapy, the husband told police he now recalls arriving home about 9 a.m. one day in June. He said he heard his wife inside yelling ‘get off me,’ ‘you’re hurting me,’ and ‘stop,’” according to the complaint. When the husband tried to get inside, he found a locked dead-bolt, to which he didn’t have a key, he said in court documents. So he pounded on the door. Chamberlin appeared “surprised and terrified” but left without incident, the husband told police. His wife was in the bedroom, “crying hysterically and trembling,” he told police. But the husband said that when she wouldn’t say what happened, he didn’t push the matter due to her [recent] surgery, according to court documents.

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Video Gamers Leave Baby To Die

Via Kotaku 

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Everything was usurped from Kotaku, I do not take credit for this: 

“While the headline for the actual story reads “Parents of Baby Left Alone in Car Seat for 8 Days Face Murder Charges”, Fox News decided to go with the much classier “Video Gamers Leave Baby To Die” on the front page of their website today to direct eyes towards the story of a Peoria Illinois couple who left their 5-month-old baby strapped to a carseat in a crib for 8 days while they were home “playing video games, watching TV, feeding and caring for themselves.” A truly horrible crime, but why the video gamer hate? As tipster Orrin points out, why not “TV Watchers Leave Baby To Die?” Simple. Because irresponsible video gamers are big news.

Check out some of the other headlines I have found for this story across the web:

Parents of 5-month-old face first-degree murder charges - Illinois Daily Herald
Parents Charged with Murder - Central Illinois Proud
Parents face first-degree murder in death of baby bound last week - WTHI News

Not one other news outlet I can find focused on the gaming like Fox News did. Are they holding a grudge over the Mass Effect debacle or what? As more and more people start playing video games, will every headline start to read like this? “Man Who Played Video Games Robs Bank.” “Video Gamer Dies In Car Crash.” This is getting pretty damn ridiculous. Is there a video game angle? Sure. Is it the only angle? Of course not. How about “Irresponsible Young Parents Leave Baby To Die”? Bah. I’m going to go punch something and blame it on gaming.”

RPM Challenge ‘08: Record an Album 29 Days (February)

Here’s the Challenge:

Write 35 minutes, 10 songs, submit it.

“Don’t wait for inspiration - taking action puts you in a position to get inspired. You’ll stumble across ideas you would have never come up with otherwise, and maybe only because you were trying to meet a day’s quota of (song)writing. Show up and get something done, and invest in yourself and each other.
Anyone can come up with an excuse to say “no,” so don’t. Many of you are thinking “But, I can’t do that! I don’t have any songs/recording gear/money/blah blah blah…” But this doesn’t have to be the album, it’s just an album. Remember, this is an artistic exercise. Just do your best using what you have in order to get it done. If you have a four-track, become a four-track badass! A mini disc, a pro-tools rig, a Walkman, an 80’s tape recorder – use it. Do your best. Use the limitations of time and gear as an opportunity to explore things you might not try otherwise. If you can afford studio time in a “real” studio, fine, but let’s be completely free of any lingering idea that “good” records can only be made in a studio. If that were so, then all the old scratchy blues records or Alan Lomax field recordings that have changed our culture – the world’s culture – wouldn’t still resonate with us today as they do. Springsteen’s haunting classic “Nebraska” was a demo he did at home on a crappy machine. That album is fricking awesome. What label would put those recordings out now? (See: who cares) There are a million examples of this kind of stuff, but the fact will always be: Well written, honest music is compelling and undeniable no matter what it was recorded on. So put it to tape”

Honestly, I bet there are some gems here. But why be challenged to write music. why not just do? I guess you can be forced into stopping revising music/editing (fuckin Billy Corgan over here is wasting his time, goddam. you really hear a difference between a flanger through a phaser and a phaser through a flanger? get a real job, baldy) So check it out so you can listen to music that isn’t on loop. [as an aside, Vivaldi is a bitch. Spring, winter, summer, fall sounds all the same. get inspired Vivaldi]

“Britney’s Law” (LAWL)

Anti-stalkerazzi bill in Los Angeles of all places. or should I say, Whale’s Vagina. I am kinda fluent in German, so…::brush off my shoulders:: This bill is being debated because the police in a recent attempt to get Britney Spears in the a Psychiatric ward (finally) they had to enlist several vehicles, a helicopter and an ambulance. which cost about $25,000 - from taxpayers. Yes! lets use money to “save” Britney from paparazzi, but put a limit on property taxes. Property taxes fund the majority of schooling and California set a limit on collecting those taxes by referendum. Sometimes democracy sucks, you uninformed bastards.

Other Paparazzi news:

1. Go Fuck Yourself

2.  You too can be a Paparazzo P of S (peice of shit) or Pofs

3.  You can have your own Stalkerazzi, for a price (no witty sidenote found)

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The Grunting Had Become Too Much

No, not a bear, not an ape or gorilla, not even my roommate (who even grunts when he’s fixing his hair - no hair - it’s such an effort to move a comb over no hair, but you seem to find a way to make it look hard [sound hard] [is it weird that I'm using a lot of parenthesis? and that I'm saying "close parenthesis when I do this ] ) You’d think she’s a prostitute for some of the things she says, like “ugh! ugh! UGH!” and “It feels natural to do my noise. I’m not faking it…”
But I digress…
9-year-old Lauryn Edwards (yes, the “Y” does make her cool [ not the slang term of YMCA, but the
actually replacement of "e" for that crazy "y"] was found at fault by her local tennis club for grunting too loudly. She was banned. Her father has made comments defending her daughter, saying things like: his daughter’s grunting was nowhere near Sharapova’s level and had been exaggerated and “She was in such a state that I had to bring her home mid-match.”

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Here you go, a video for you, (Pedophiles)…

UPDATE: Typo on the Youtube, fuckin N00bzzzzzz

What’s Always Been True for the Class of 2011

Here’s a snippet of “BELOIT COLLEGE’S MINDSET LIST® FOR THE CLASS OF 2011″ Hope you enjoy what you already know Class of 2011, which I am a part of. 
Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and Don the Beachcomber have always been dead.
1. The Soviet Union has never existed.
3. For most of their lives, major U.S. airlines have been bankrupt.
7. They have grown up with bottled water.
11. Rap music has always been mainstream.
24. Being “lame” has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled.
52. Time has always worked with Warner.
68. Burma has always been Myanmar.
69. Dilbert has always been ridiculing cubicle culture.

And more.
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