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“The New York Daily News says that Charlie Sheen once paid 6,000 dollars to purchase a Real Doll, an anatomically correct sex doll, this one dressed like a cheerleader. From there though, the story gets a little weird.
But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.
“They couldn’t stop laughing at him,” says the snitch. “Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll’s hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster.”
I’m pretty sure if I was stopped by the cops and I had a body wrapped in a blanket, I would rather it be a real little kid with no head than a one handed sex doll covered in semen and stab wounds. You probably don’t have to be Freud to guess that a dude who fucks a mannequin and then chops off it’s hands might have some issues with women. Although, to be fair, a lot of time you pay thousands of dollars for these dolls, and when they get there, only then does the doll tell you they’re gay. At least that’s what mine did. “
Let’s only hope he doesn’t buy two and a half real dolls! bahahahahahahaha!
Charlie meet Charlie.
WikiHow has this wonderful article about how to have friends (and live like the peanuts). if you want to get shitted on, be Charlie Brown. he’s cool…PSYCHE! This wonderful article has the Warning: “In today’s age of sex, drugs, and violence, this could be difficult to pull off past age 8.” Which begs the question, why not try it until you’re old? I’m sure there is Charlie Brown-related fetish porn out there. Don’t look, I’ve tried. nothing on the web, yet. probably will be as creepy as Erotic Falconry: erotic images with falcons. so here goes the steps:
First, figure out which Peanut you are:
Charlie Brown. Good ol’ Charlie Brown, owner of Snoopy, he’s dependable, sensitive, and has a very round head. And, of course, a surprisingly good sense of humor.
Lucy Van Pelt. Lucy is pretty, crabby, and a little demanding. She loves to boss her little brother, Linus, around, and flirt with Schroeder. She is also famous for her ‘crabby psychiatric help’
Linus Van Pelt. Lucy’s blanket-obsessed little brother, Linus is cute and innocent- he believes in the great pumpkin, treasures his blanket, and makes hot chocolate by dipping brown crayons in hot water.
Schroeder. Schroeder is a phenomenal pianist, does not return Lucy’s feelings, and… plays baseball, like all the other Peanuts.
Snoopy. The narrator of the play, Snoopy is funny, sweet, and imaginative. He loves to pretend that he’s the ‘flying ace’
Sally Brown. She’s Charlie’s sister who is in love with his best friend, Linus. She’s cute, has that “Brown sense of humor”, and is bvery contemporary.
Pigpen. He’s the dirtiest boy in the world, but has a heart of gold. He doesn’t shower often, but he can be counted on.
Frieda. She’s famous for her naturally curly hair. Although others may describe her as vain, she is a good friend. She plays baseball like all the other peanuts.
And, of course, there are many other Peanuts characters such as Marcie, Peppermint Patty, and Franklin! Feel free to add their descriptions.
Next, find some true friends (aka creepers). You can tease each other in fun, but at the end of the day, you’re always BFFs. To find them, look around you neighborhood(it’s always good to live in close vicinity of each other) for other kids who seem like they could use a friend, and talk to them. They won’t turn you down.
Next, try classically fun activities such as snowball fights and hot chocolate in the cold weather, playing sports, singing songs, acting in plays, or giving ‘crabby psychiatric help’.
Get the Attitude. A positive one. Be nice to everybody, but do joke around a lot. That’s what Peanuts is all about! Just relax and don’t be in too much of a hurry to grow up. Love life, and life will love you back.
Have several ‘running jokes’ in your life, such as Linus’ Great Pumpkin theory(which went on for about 40 years) and The Baseball Team That Never Wins(also nearly half a century. Never gets old.)
If you’re a Charlie Brown, get a beagle and love him/her to bits. Points if said beagle is really quirky.
“Disney will proceed with a third installment of its hit dance franchise ‘Step Up,’ tentatively titled ‘Step Up 3-D.’ Pic will become the latest 3-D live-action film from the Mouse House, with ‘Step Up 2 the Streets’ director Jon Chu in talks to reprise.”
Let’s hope the Disney can build off the success of the “Step Up” franchise. Actually, it’s made $22,125,429 on it’s opening weekend. but who would see this? kids 12-15 because they are lame. and adults 80-dead. I’m sorry, but they would see this if they are senile and don’t know any better. (also sorry if you’re 80+ and can still read) but who’s the competition? witless protection? vantage point? fool’s good? all classics in due time, so I guess Step Up 2 the streets will be up there too with the Godfather (in hell). so anyway, watch this review of witless protection:
WikiLeaks is back up and running after federal judge Jeffrey White a week after ordering the Dynadot, it’s US hosting company, to shut down the site. WikiLeaks publishes thousands of leaked documents was shut down for alleged stolen documents. Thousands of internet users by-passed the block to directly connect to the IP address.
Defendant’s argument: American courts have no authority to order WikiLeaks to remove published material — a term of art known as “prior restraint.”
Plaintiff’s argument: “wanted nothing more” than for WikiLeaks to take down the documents in question. “That’s been the point of the bank all along,” he said. He added that the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution does not afford the right to publish private banking information.
Judge: I’m paraphrasing here: Fuck d00d, courts can’t decide this shit. we don’t wanna be blamed for a unconstitutional act. wtf. wtf!? Put that shit back up, yo!
“When this genie gets out of the bottle, it’s out for all purposes,” U.S. District Judge Jeffrey White said after a more than 3-hour-long hearing here. Earlier, White said he had “an obligation to get it right” and that “I took an oath to uphold the Constitution.”
Obama: “I just want to take a moment to respond to an ad that Senator Clinton is apparently running today that asks, ‘Who do you want answering the phone in the White House when it’s 3am and something has happened in the world?’ We’ve seen these ads before. They’re the kind that play on peoples’ fears to scare up votes. Well it won’t work this time. Because the question is not about picking up the phone. The question is – what kind of judgment will you make when you answer? We’ve had a red phone moment. It was the decision to invade Iraq. And Senator Clinton gave the wrong answer. George Bush gave the wrong answer. John McCain gave the wrong answer.
But I stood up and said that a war in Iraq would cost us thousands of lives and billions of dollars. I said that it would distract us from the real threat we face – and that we should take the fight to al Qaeda in Afghanistan. That’s the judgment I made on the most important foreign policy decision of our generation, and that’s the kind of judgment I’ll show when I answer that phone in the White House as President of the United States – the judgment to keep us safe, to go after our real enemies, and to provide the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States with the equipment they need when we do send them into battle, and the respect and care they have earned when they come home. And I’ll never see the threat of terrorism as a way to scare up votes, because it’s a threat that should rally this country around our common enemies. That’s the judgment we need at 3am. And that’s the judgment that I am running for President to provide.”
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