United States Patent Application #20060014125

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United States Patent Application 20060014125
Kind Code A1
St. Clair; John Quincy January 19, 2006
Walking through walls training system

Abstract

This invention is a training system which enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors.
Inventors: St. Clair; John Quincy; (San Juan, PR)
Correspondence Name and Address:

JOHN ST. CLAIR;4A
52 KINGS COURT
SAN JUAN
PR
00911
US

Serial No.: 890635
Series Code: 10
Filed: July 14, 2004

U.S. Current Class: 434/258
U.S. Class at Publication: 434/258
Intern’l Class: G09B 19/00 20060101 G09B019/00

Claims

1. A training method comprising the steps of: generating a banner having a plurality of footprints spaced at regular intervals wherein the banner is placed on the ground; generating a periodic audible signal, whereby the audible signal repeats at a regular interval of time equal to the period; and walking on the banner by tracing the footprints spaced at regular intervals, wherein one step is made with each audible signal.

2. The method of claim 1, wherein the step of generating the banner further comprises: providing a person’s actual mass in kilograms; and determining the stride length based upon the following equation: L=(M/W)*T where L is the stride length in meters, M is a constant of approximately 50.91, W is the mass of the person in kilograms, and T is the period of the audible signal in seconds, and wherein the footprints on the banner are spaced at the stride length.

3. The method of claim 2, wherein the audible signal is a beep and the period of the audible signal is one second.

4. A training method for a person comprising the steps of: generating an audible signal having a fixed period; generating a banner having regularly spaced indicia for identifying preferred step locations, wherein the distance between adjacent indicia is determined by the following formula: L=(M/W)*T where the distance between adjacent indicia in meters is L, a constant of 50.9095736 is equal to M, the person’s mass in kilograms is W, and the fixed period in seconds is T; and walking on the marked path by stepping upon each of the regularly spaced indicia wherein one step is made with each period of the audible signal.

5. The training method of claim 4 wherein the fixed period is one second.

6. The training method of claim 5, wherein the regularly spaced indicia are footprints.

Description

BRIEF SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

[0001] This invention is a training system that enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors.

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

[0002] A human being is a hyperspace energy being living in a physical container or body that is comprised of 67% water. This high percentage of water makes this invention possible. Referring to FIG. 1, the hyperspace energy being receives energy from our dimension through seven vortices that run the length of the body. Each vortex connects to a separate hyperspace dimension having its own particular frequency. This arrangement allows for the development of seven modular energy components corresponding to the mind, spiritual eye, voice, body, abdomen, plasma energy ball (battery), and ground connection….

Jilted lesbian rugby player killed herself after brutally beating lover who had ‘webcam affair’

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Dead. >>>>>

A jilted lesbian brutally beat up her businesswoman lover then killed herself after stumbling home drunk from a night on the tiles with her ladies’ rugby team.

Elaine Grant punched businesswoman Debbie Humphries, dragged her by her hair and spat blood on her after finding her conducting a webcam affair with another woman.

Dark-haired Humphries’ blonde mistress Jackie Watts watched online as the horrific attack took place.

Police were called to the couple’s £600,000 property in St Day but declined to arrest Grant, 50, who played hooker for rugby team Newquay Albany.

At an inquest in Truro, Humphries slammed police for not arresting her lover, saying she told them on the night she would “hold them responsible” if anything happened.

The court heard after the police left, the inebriated old folks care-assistant Grant begged to talk to her lover in a distraught mobile phone-call, then hanged herself, leaving the line open.

The inquest was told how earlier the victim “went ballistic” after discovering her lover of 12 years flirting on a webcam with Watts, of Orpington, Kent.

She came back from a Newquay Albany ladies’ rugby function at a hotel in the town to find her chatting online at their remote Cornish home…

PS the girl across from me is Miracle.

`Stolen truck’ taken by dog in Calif.
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AZUSA, Calif. — Doggone it, my truck’s gone!

Police said Charles McCowan parked his pickup in front of a mini-mart Wednesday, leaving his 80-pound Boxer named Max in the passenger seat. When he came out, the truck and Max were gone.

McCowan called police, assuming the truck had been stolen. When officers arrived, they found the pickup across the street in a fast-food parking lot but had no idea how it got there.

In security video shown Thursday on KCAL-TV, the truck can be seen rolling backward out of the store lot and across the street, threading its way through traffic and out of view.

Police said that after McCowan left the truck, Max knocked the vehicle out of gear and sent it rolling backward.

Both Max and the truck emerged without a scratch.

Earthquake whodunnit: Gays!

Israeli MP blames gays for recent earthquakes
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>>>> Gay Earthquake.

In Israeli parliamentarian said that several earthquakes felt in Israel recently were a consequence of gays and the parliament’s acceptance of them.

Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party, said the way to stop the tremors was for parliament to reverse its trend of liberalising laws concerning homosexuals.

Two quakes originating in neighbouring Lebanon shook much of Israel last week, the first coming two days after Israel’s attorney-general ruled that same-sex couples could adopt children.

During two weeks in November and December, four earthquakes shook parts of Israel, Jordan and the Palestinian territories.

None of the tremors caused any serious injuries or major damage.

“Why do earthquakes happen? One of the reasons is the things to which the Knesset (parliament) gives legitimacy, to sodomy,” Benizri said during a parliamentary debate on earthquake preparedness.

A cost-effective way of averting earthquake damage, he added, would be to stop “passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes”.

Representatives of Shas have issued statements in the past that other Israelis found outrageous, like blaming a 1985 train-bus accident that killed 22, most of them children, on failure of Israelis to follow Jewish ritual.

The adoption decision by Attorney-General Meni Mazuz, announced last Sunday, follows other successes for Israeli gays, which have outraged religious conservatives.

Court decisions in recent years have forced the government to recognise same-sex marriages performed abroad and grant gay couples inheritance rights and benefits given to other married Israelis.

Blamed Him if She Turned Up Dead

Jury: Letter from grave was ‘road map’ to murderer
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Julie Jensen’s words from the grave provided the key evidence that convinced jurors her husband was guilty of murdering her with poison, they said.

The handwritten letter detailing evidence and suspicions about Mark Jensen was the critical factor in the trial that ended in Wisconsin on Thursday, almost 10 years after Julie Jensen died, members of the jury said.

“She left a road map to her murder,” juror Sandra Schott said. “And her murderer.”

Jensen, 48, was found guilty of his wife’s murder after more than 30 hours of deliberations. He faces a mandatory sentence of life in prison, but whether he is eligible for parole will be decided at his sentencing, scheduled for Wednesday.

Prosecutors contended that Mark Jensen poisoned his wife, then 40, with antifreeze and then suffocated her in 1998, but the defense argued that Julie Jensen was a depressed woman who killed herself and framed her husband.

Julie Jensen investigated her husband, checking his planner, photographing a note and documenting her suspicions, the jury in Elkhorn heard.

In her letter, she addressed notes about drugs and alcohol her husband had written.

Julie Jensen gave the letter to a neighbor with instructions to hand it to police if anything happened to her. She wrote that she would never commit suicide and that if she died, police should consider her husband a suspect. Read the letter »

The letter’s use by the prosecutors was controversial, because such evidence has been blocked from court for years by strict hearsay rules giving criminal defendants the right to confront their accusers. But the Wisconsin Supreme Court, guided by a U.S. Supreme Court ruling, created a hearsay exception that permitted the use of Julie Jensen’s letter and statements as a dying declaration: evidence of her state of mind at the time of her death.

Jurors said after the trial that the letter proved to be a turning point in their deliberations, which began with five votes for Mark Jensen being guilty, two for not guilty and five undecided.

Foreman Matthew Smith said Julie Jensen’s letter brought clarity to the jury on Wednesday night. Video Watch jurors discuss ‘road map to murder’ »

The letter, read aloud in court, said in part: “I pray I’m wrong + nothing happens … but I am suspicious of Mark’s suspicious behaviors + fear for my early demise.”

The jurors said they compared the letter with a photo of a note found in Mark Jensen’s day planner.

Julie Jensen wrote that her husband’s note seemed suspicious because of its references to drugs and alcohol. She wrote that she did not drink, smoke or take drugs.

“It was a clear road map; it was totally and completely clear,” Schott said.

“You can see where she was taking things from the Post-it note and incorporating it into her letter. It all just fell together for me, and it became very clear to me that Mr. Jensen had murdered his wife.”

Jurors also said they rejected the defense’s theory that Julie had committed suicide, even though some of them felt that she was depressed.

Prosecutors had offered evidence regarding Internet searches they say Mark Jensen conducted about antifreeze poisoning. Defense attorneys argued that Julie had made the searches in an attempt to frame him for her suicide.

Jurors said they did not believe that Julie Jensen had made the searches because they happened close to times when stocks were traded via the Internet, an activity they subscribed to Mark Jensen, who was working at a stock brokerage firm.

Julie Jensen’s brother Larry Griffin said after the verdict that he and his three brothers were happy with the jury’s work.
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“They saw who she was and why she wrote that letter,” he said.

Asked what they would say to Julie if they could talk to her now, one juror said, “I’m sorry it took 10 years.”

Social Justice.

Vandals break windows at ‘decadent’ Bremerton banks
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Not related to the Album “decadence” by Head Automatica.

BREMERTON, Wash. - Police say vandals threw pieces of bricks with notes attatched through the windows of four banks in Bremerton.

The notes say the banks are a target because of ruling class decadence.

Police spokesman Andy Oakley says officers responded to alarms at two banks about 4 a.m. Thursday and found the broken windows. They also found broken windows at two other banks.

The targets were a U.S. Bank and a Bank of America on 6th Street and a Key Bank and Kitsap Bank on Wheaton Way.

At the Bank of America, surveillance pictures showing a young man wearing a stocking cap and a bandana covering the lower part of his face. In his hands was one of the items he hurled into the glass.

In all four cases the bricks had the same note from “social youth chaos.” The notes say the brick is part of a wall between the ruling class and working class and, the note says, “by flaunting your decadence, you have made yourself a target.”

At the two banks hit in East Bremerton there’s another possible lead with surveillance pictures showing the suspect’s possible car. Workers at a McDonald’s next to a Key Bank that was vandalized say they might have seen that same older model, burgundy vehicle.

Surveillance cameras from a Bank of America branch in Bremerton show the suspect in the bank vandalisms as he approaches the building, carrying a brick or concrete in his hand.

“It backed back into the bank, acting real weird about it, then we seen a bunch of cops cruise around the area and stuff and we weren’t sure what was going on but we did see that car,” said witness Kevin Watson.

Oakley says police are working with the FBI and checking surveillance tapes in an attempt to identify a suspect.

I’ll run for Mayor, then Bomb Threats, Logical?

Muskogee mayoral candidate accused of making bomb threats

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Eugene V. Debs Ran for president in jail. Why not Robert Thomas for Mayor. “I’m the Bomb!” perfect slogan.

MUSKOGEE, Okla. (AP) - A man who is running for mayor of Muskogee faces three felony counts of making false bomb threats.

Thirty-7-year-old Robert Eugene Thomas is suspected of calling police February 7th and threatening to set off bombs at the Muskogee Police Department and the Muskogee County-City Detention Facility.

Authorities allege Thomas called police the next day and threatened to detonate explosives at a shopping center in one instance and set off bombs at Hilldale Elementary School in the other instance.

About 1,800 students were evacuated from Hilldale for a short time.

According to a court filing, the person making the bomb threat February 8th said if an employee of a Grandview business came outside and stripped naked that he would turn off the bomb.

A recording of that call helped authorities identify the caller.

WOW! What are the Chances!
Jailed Milwaukee Alderman Wins 6th District Primary
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Michael McGee Jr. Advances To April 1 Election

MILWAUKEE — Jailed Milwaukee Alderman Michael McGee Jr. has won Milwaukee’s 6th aldermanic district primary where eight other candidates were hoping to unseat McGee as he conducts city business and his re-election campaign from jail.

McGee and attorney Milele Coggs will both advance to the April 1 general election.

She is the niece of Wisconsin state Sen. Spencer Coggs. She ran for an alderman seat in 2003 and lost.

McGee’s campaign told 12 News reporter Brendan Conway Tuesday night that if McGee wins, there will be no victory party. The numbers will speak for themselves.

McGee is scheduled to go on trial during the first week of March on charges he conspired with two other men to have a teenager beaten.

If McGee is found guilty of the felony charges against him, he would be removed from office and another election for McGee’s seat would need to be held.

Also running against McGee were ViAnna Jordan, who organized the failed recall attempt against McGee last year [ViAnna Jordan's Web Site]. McGee won in a landslide, capturing 62 percent of the vote. Jordan came in third.

Former city employee Una Van Duvall also ran in the recall election last year [Una Van Duvall's Web Site].

Fred Gordon is a former Milwaukee alderman looking to reclaim a seat. He served three terms on Milwaukee’s Common Council and was once a supporter of McGee’s.

Charlene Hardin has been a Milwaukee Public School Board member since 1997 [Charlene Hardin's School Board Profile]

Community activist El Louse Games has no experience on government, but wants to unify the community.

Organizer Mike Brox is a former teacher and security guard.

Local businessman Adel Kheriah lives in Franklin, but used to own a store in the 6th District. Kheriah has said that if he wins Tuesday’s election, he would relocate to the district.

Chatterbowl!

Here boy: The bowl that talks to your pet while you’re not home
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Finally! Now I can harass my pet when I’m away. they need some me time too. get over yourself.

Easy feed: The Chatter bowl can keep your pampered pooch company with the sound of your own voice even when you’re not home

They’re the bane of pet owners’ lives - those terrible pangs of guilt you endure when occasionally forced to leave Fido or Tiddles home alone for the day.

Well, now a firm has come up with a novel way to put your mind at rest: a talking food bowl that will reassure your pet with the sound of your voice.

The bowl has a built-in sensor that detects when the pet is within six inches and triggers a pre-recorded ten-second message.

The makers of the product - called the ChatterBowl - claim that once animals become used to the sensor, they will deliberately set it off just to hear their master’s voice.

Made of sturdy plastic, the device runs on four AAA batteries and can even be placed in the dishwasher once the recording box has been removed.

The bowl is made by Canadian-firm Contech Electronics, which is now selling it to British pet owners for £14, plus postage.

Company spokeswoman Karen Ross said: “The basic concept is to reassure your pet when it is home alone.

“There is a small recording unit inside the bowl.

“The message should encourage your pet to eat or just make them feel comfortable.

“It can be anything from ‘Good boy!’ to ‘Don’t chew the sofa just because I’m not home!’.

“There is a light sensor fitted in to the top of the bowl. When the pet approaches, it casts a shadow that triggers the message to play.

“It definitely helps keep a pet company while the owner is at work all day or away for the weekend.

“I have heard that some pets like their bowl so much, they will deliberately set it off.”

Talking dog bowl

Pining over: Inventors of the Chatter Bowl say hearing their owner’s voice in their dish will provide the animals with comfort

Inventor Jay Taylor, from Arizona, dreamt up the idea.

Mr Taylor, 69, said: “I know how much my own pet loves hearing my voice. I thought, if only there was an easy way to leave my voice behind when I couldn’t be there.

“Personally, I hate people talking to me while I eat - but I guess it’s different for animals.”

Bon Iver

Enjoy

Bigorexia?

7 Lesser-Known Eating Disorders
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Bigorexia/Muscle Dysmorphia

Bigorexia, also known as muscle dysmorphia, is a disorder in which a person constantly worries about being too small and frail looking. This disorder is said to be the opposite of anorexia nervosa, a disorder nearly all eating disorder residential centers treat. Those with this bigorexia are not frail or underdeveloped at all and typically have large muscle mass. Muscle dysmorphia is often found in body builders and frequent gym-goers.
Inadequacy felt by those with muscle dysmorphia can have negative effects on all areas of their life, affecting relationships as well as work and school. Obsession with muscle mass and a lean body increases the risk of steroid use and an unhealthy diet which leads to major health complications. Bigorexia is more common in males than in females because women are usually under pressure to become skinnier while men are under pressure to become more muscular.

Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD)

Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is a disorder in which a person is extremely concerned with their outward appearance, and imagines severe flaws, or distortions, on their body. Typically these flaws are slight imperfections, or are merely imagined. Flaws in the skin, hair and face are most common, although these “flaws” can appear anywhere in the body.
The ugliness felt by those with BDD draws them away from social situations that might draw attention to themselves. Body dysmorphic disorder is sometimes considered a social phobia or a form of obsessive compulsive disorder. Those affected with this disorder are at an increased risk for depression and/or suicide. Plastic surgery is also common among those with this disorder. The poor body image those with BDD suffer from is common in people with eating disorders. People with eating disorders will often seek eating disorder treatment at a local eating disorder residential center in hopes of recovery.

Orthorexia Nervosa

Orthorexia Nervosa is a disorder in which a person is compulsively obsessed with eating pure and healthy food. This proper food might include organic or other foods sold in health stores. Obsession over a perfect diet is sometimes so intense that when rules are broken, those with this disorder are forced to punish themselves, often by maintaining an even stricter diet or by fasting.
Those with orthorexia nervosa obsess over what is eaten, how much of it is eaten and how it was prepared. This disorder is dangerous because the obsession with the “right” kinds of food takes over a person’s life, disabling them, and making life impossible to live due to the constant focus on food. Relationships, work, school and all other things of value become unimportant and are neglected when someone has orthorexia nervosa. Those with eating disorders such as orthorexia nervosa will often need the assistance of an eating disorder treatment center.

Night Eating Syndrome

Night Eating Syndrome is a disorder in which a person consumes most of their calories in the evening hours. This probably occurs because of a lack of eating in the morning hours, which later is later due to the guilt felt by eating so much the night before. Often times, foods eaten later in the evening, usually after dinner, contain a lot of fat and sugar.
Sometimes, those with Night eating syndrome will get up in the middle of the night to eat. Insomnia and other sleeping problems are common in those with this disorder. Night eating syndrome is most common among overweight and obese people. Another common eating disorder which causes obesity is binge eating disorder. For these and other eating disorders, eating disorder treatment clinics are offered.

Pica

Pica is disorder in which a person has a strong desire to eat, lick, or chew non-food items. These items consist of dirt, paint chips, rust, glue, fingernails, hair, chalk, starch, cigarette ashes and clay. This disorder is common is pregnant women, small children, people with mineral deficiencies and those in developing countries who may not get enough to eat.
Accidental poisoning is perhaps the biggest hazard associated with pica. Other complications include malnutrition, damage to the teeth, tears in the intestine lining, infections, constipation and blockages in the digestive tract. Pica can be very hazardous to a person’s health, just as many other other eating disorders are. For those fearful of the consequences of their eating disorder, eating disorder residential programs offer their advice and support.

Prader-Willi Syndrome

Prader-willi syndrome is a disorder in which a person cannot stop themselves from eating. Someone with this condition will often steal, hide food or eat the pet’s food. Mental retardation, friendliness, lack of muscular tone, obesity, short stature, incomplete sexual development and a stubborn attitude are other common factors in someone with this disorder.
The insatiable appetite of someone with prader-willi syndrome is a congenital condition, meaning it was present at birth, caused by an abnormality in the genes. This constant need for food is caused by a defect found in the hypothalamus. This part of the brain determines the hunger of a person, and with its defect, the person can never achieve a state of complete fullness.

Sleep Eating Disorder (SED-NOS)/Nocturnal Sleep-Eating Disorder

Sleep Eating Disorder (SED-NOS), also known as nocturnal sleep-eating disorder is a disorder in which a person will eat and sometimes prepare their own food, while they are asleep or in a semi-conscious state. The sufferer rarely remembers these episodes and is embarrassed by their behavior. Sleep walking is frequent among those with SED-NOS.
This disorder is a combination of both a sleeping and eating disorder. More than half of its victims are women, and most sufferers are overweight or obese. Foods typically eaten in these midnight binges are often high in fat and sugar. People with this disorder often find themselves tired the next morning with feelings of anxiousness, stress or anger.